AiZ`JoKeR

2005-02-05T10:15:00.000-08:00

halo ppl!!! amacam ade baik? hmm...juz came back from johor....wee hoo! fun! play go cart! haha! the best part i get free money.....we change $80 but the moneychanger gave us 300RM wee hoo!!! so stupid..if got 10 like him bangrupt la....haha....1st we went go carting..race like hell....so cheap 30RM n the track damn big....then went watch soccer at tis so call pub, played an hour of pool... then went for supper at "i dunno where" haha! then play lan gaming till 6 am....then have our breakfast at the nearby coffee shop..then went hm.....wee hoo!!! that's all folks!

2005-01-29T00:37:00.000-08:00

WeE hOo!!! JuZ CaMe bAcK FrOM ToWn...gO wItH Fi,FaDzLi N YaTI...BoUgHt bLaDe fOr mA FlOoRbALL sTiCk CoS ThE OtHeR BlAdE WaS FOr lEfT HaNdEd pPl...hAiZ...ShOuLd hAvE ChEcK 1St B4 bUyInG...nVm La...tHeN WeNt fAr EaSt hAvE OuR DiNnEr...tHeN gO CiTy hALL..cHiLL At sTaR BuCk...hAvE DrInKz..cHIt cHaT..ThEn gO HoMe La...hAiz!!! tHaT'S aLL fOr tOdAy!!! TATa!!!

2005-01-28T01:31:00.000-08:00

aLo pEePz! jUz cAmE BaCk...fUh tIrEd...WeNt OuT wIf nAdiA..ShE PrOmIsE Me dInNeR...We wEnT To sEoUl GaRdEn aT tAkA...hAHa eAt LiKe HeLL..whaHWhah!!! aFtEr DiNnEr FoLLoWeD HeR ShOpPiNg...GIRLS!!! BiAsE La aSiK sHoPpIngggg jEr....tHeN ShE PlAn tO pLaY bOwLiNg At bUkIt pAnJAnG....ToOk a CaB ThEr PuT hEr StUfF tHeN Go BoWlInG....ThE pLaCe FuLL hOuSe So We'rE oN tHe wAiTiNg LiSt....pLaYeD PoOL fOr 2 gAmES tHen GeT tO BoWL....PlAyEd fOR 2 gAmEs....CoS It's LaTe....So tHaT aLL FoR ToDaY.....bYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-27T09:30:00.000-08:00

FuH!!! LoNg tImE No PoSt....dAmN TiReD JuZ CaMe bAcK FrOm wOrK...FaRiD LaSt mIn CaLL mE AsK Me wEaThEr I WaNnA WeRk aT HiS WeRk PlAcE [RIVER BOAT] santosa there...bUt iT wAs dAmN fUn...mIt nEw fReNdS....
sEcOnDlY nEeD To pRePaIr fOr mY FlOoR TeAm...hOpE ThEy r ReAdY...gLaD To HaVe fReNdS WhO liKe sPoRtS....
ThIrDlY I'M tOo TiReD..SO bYe²!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-22T01:00:00.000-07:00

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man....... That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

2004-10-07T01:20:00.000-07:00

Who's Stupid?
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me." Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you. " Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney. The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See! That guy was really stupid." "No kidding," replied George W. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

aizjoker

2004-10-05T10:16:00.000-07:00

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